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STEP 1/5 - GROUP IN SETS

Group all your Nerdies in sets. (ok, and other garments if you really have to or don't have enough Nerdies to fill up your washing machine). Now pay attention! Each set should consist of items in similar colors.

Why? Turns out when you wash similar clothes together, they are more likely to find a match for themselves--a nice nerdy similar significant other--and this makes them happy. Keep your Nerdies happy!

STEP 2/5 - APPROACH YOUR MACHINE

LaundryMachine washer = getLaundryMachine();

List<Unerdwear> pileOfUnerdwear = gatherUnerdwear();
for (Unerdwear underwear : pileOfUnerdwear) {
 if (underwear.isntDirty() AND underwear.isntSticky()) {
   putOn(underwear);
 }
  while (undewear.isntDirty() AND underwear.isntSticky()) {
   partyLikeIts1998();
 }
  washer.open();
 washer.load(underwear);
 washer.close();
  if (washer.isFull()) {
   break;
 }
}

if (washer.isLoaded()) {
 washer.start();
}
        

Code: Rajan
Code review: CGB
Another code review: PiotrJ
Btw Laundry detergent, or washing powder

STEP 3/5 -- VENN DIAGRAM’S GOLDEN TRIANGLE OF DOING THE LAUNDRY

STEP 4/5 - SET UP YOUR ALARM CLOCK AND WAIT

NOW THIS IS THE BEST! Doing the laundry EARNS you between 45 mins and 2 hours of FREE time!

There's plenty you can do with it, here are our modest suggestions if just staring at your washing machine somehow does not sound exciting enough ;).

STEP 5/5 - DRYING USER MANUAL